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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2393 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mines Excavated: 2789

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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