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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Potions Brewed: 145
Dimension Hops: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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