come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Animals Bred: 132
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 1436 Buildings Constructed: 25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers