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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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