come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
Reality Warps Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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