come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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