BlockyTimeTravel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	904
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6738	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1