BlockyTimeTravel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	7933
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7485
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	184
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3