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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	7415	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	616
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	7768	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	897	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	300
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9287	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Farms Harvested:	527
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dark Rituals Completed:	7