BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

adult content, adult material, BlockyNSFW, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit details, fact, graphic, inappropriate, mature content, Minecraft, not safe for work, NSFW, offensive, Outrageous, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., taboo, x rated

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5386
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the blocks are twerking and the mobs are throwing parties!

Our server is so NSFW (Not Safe For Work) that even the creepers are blushing! We’ve got scandalous secrets hidden in every pixel and scandalous surprises around every corner.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4438	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2276
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	494562	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7885	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	3684
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	226
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	6817	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Votes:	1933	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me