BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	115988
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4631	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	280	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Alien Abductions:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5600	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	1654	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3475	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	959	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4371
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchantments Applied:	297	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7195
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!