come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Divine Spears Created: 14 Magic Items Found: 7007
Players Killed by Monsters: 6469 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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