come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
Love Letters Sent: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 12
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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