so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

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