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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

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Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

Overview

Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

Join Us

If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

Server IP

IP: CodsallCraft.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are you looking for?	The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
Are griefing and stealing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
Can players from outside the UK join?	Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2445	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	5799	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

Blockheads, bored, Boredom, Communication, Community, discord server, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Gaming, hobbies, Interaction, interests, Minecraft, networking, online chat, Online Community, online platform, online relationships, Posting, Server, server size, social media, socializing, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

#afa, Afa Jr, big, Connecticut, guy, Job, job guy, Minecraft, professional wrestling, silver spoon, smp, wrestling, wrestling aspirations, wrestling dreams, wrestling failure, wrestling family, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling journey, wrestling legacy, wrestling success, wrestling talent, wwe, WWE career, WWE jobber, WWE superstar

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	New Chunks Explored:	991348
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

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Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	951	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	193
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	7710	Crops Grown:	6443
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	397622

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Farms Harvested:	744	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2905	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	864
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	437	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.