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BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9878 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 77
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 1179
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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