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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 59
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Buildings Constructed: 35 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Potions Brewed: 34
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 726 Runes Activated: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Farms Harvested: 625
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 New Chunks Explored: 241534

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Emeralds Found: 1487
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 917 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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