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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.