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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 729246 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
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