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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1031
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	5098
Animals Bred:	83	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	2224
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	170	Emeralds Found:	2695
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7096
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7