BlockyBrexitTrading | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	626001	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	6725
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	607683	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ores Mined:	7267
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	9899

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4096
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	5000	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, survivalcraftrus, vanilla server, Woodcraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

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Ironclad Factions

Abilities, Allies, battle, Community, Defending, DOMINATE, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Fair Play, gameplay, Ironclad, Land, Minecraft, Raiding, Respect, rules, Server, Skills, strategy, teamwork, Trading

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
Are there any language restrictions?	Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
Can I exploit glitches or bugs?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
How should I treat the staff?	Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, animal instincts, animal kingdom, Animals, big cat, big cats, Feline, leopards, Lions, mating, mating patterns, mating rituals, predator behavior, PREDATORS, Realm, Reproduction, reproduction habits, sex, sexual behavior, Tigers, Wild, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1298

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4