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Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Items Found:	6128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8568	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4683	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7681	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1