BlockyBrewHaHa | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8131
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Expert Server

Artificial Intelligence, computational linguistics, Crafty, data science, deep learning, Expert, expert systems, information retrieval, innovation, knowledge representation, language generation, language processing, language understanding., Large Language Model, machine learning, mixture of experts, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, research, Science, Server, Technology, text generation

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LittleMacks Official Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Emeralds Found:	4897
Buildings Constructed:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Endure Survival

Chill, Congestion, Endure Survival, Fun, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, Minecraft, new world generation, Players, PvE, PvP, Random, Server, smp, south african, Spawn, Survival, Trapping, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new world Generation. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, the goal is to have fun. All players spawn randomly in the world at first to prevent any trapping or congestion.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!

Adventure, Ars Elemental, Custom, Discord, gamestages, HBq8pHgA6b, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MONEY, Monifactory, Monifactorying, notsogreylisted, Questbook, Server, Shadowwizardmoneygang, Store, Tech, wizards, wuxiacraft

Server Name	Minecraft Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages, questbook, in-questbook store, ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism
Server Type	Adventure/Exploration
Discord	https://discord.gg/HBq8pHgA6b

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

2. What mods are included in the custom modpack?

The custom modpack includes mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism, and more for enhanced gameplay.

3. Is there a quest system in place?

Yes, the server features a questbook and in-questbook store to provide players with goals and rewards for completing them.

4. What is the gamestage system?

The gamestage system is designed to encourage adventure and exploration by scaling difficulty and rewards based on the player’s progress.

5. What is Monifactory server?

The Monifactory server is geared towards players interested in technical gameplay, offering a different experience from the main adventure modpack server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mad Minecraft Server

Agitation, anger, annoyance, Behavior, emotions, exasperation, Frustration, fury, incitement, indignation, irritants, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, Outrage, provocation, Psychology, reactions, Server, triggers, vexation, Wrath

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

BIBLE, Christianity, Church, FAITH, Martin Luther, Minecraft, Protestant, Protestant beliefs, Protestant church, Protestant denomination, Protestant doctrine, Protestant faith, Protestant history, Protestant practice, Protestant theology, Protestant tradition, Protestant values, protestantism, Reformation, Religion, smp, thinker

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TwinHomesNoLoan

30th birthday, Accommodation, alone, apartment, Birthday, Breakup, camping, celebration, Communication, family, guest, Plans, selfish, sister, Studio, Support, tough time, twin, TwinHomesNoLoan, Understanding, valid

Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6994
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2693	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52