Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2490
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
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