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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Crops Grown: 2875 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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