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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 New Chunks Explored: 216826
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Crops Grown: 9815
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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