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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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