BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israel vs Iran showdown? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even world leaders are keeping an eye on it! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diplomatic incidents. Who needs politics when you have Minecraft? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a chaotic mix of the Nether and the End realms on a Friday night!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might fall into a pit of lava at any moment). Our community is as diverse as the mobs in the game, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed! From treasure hunts to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond stash guarded by a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens. It’s all possible in our Minecraft world – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but we don’t talk about that).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	8528	Mines Excavated:	4954
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

I drunk too much last night and now I’m hungover in the Minecraft Realm

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Are you tired of being stuck in the “wage cage” after a wild night of partying? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game. Trust us, it’s way better than being stuck in the “wage cage” of reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your real-world hangover woes!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YogaCraft: Bend, Block, Build! Join Naz @ yogababewellness for a zen-tastic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers do yoga to relax before exploding! Join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a truly zen gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. This llama led them to a secret underground spa where they were pampered with diamond massages and enchanted potion facials. Needless to say, they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored water. You might even spot a unicorn or two prancing around, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So come join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and rainbow rivers? Let your imagination run wild and your stress melt away as you explore our whimsical world. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Creepers: The Fallout Creator’s Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN has arrived to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mutant creepers, exploring post-apocalyptic landscapes, and trading with radioactive villagers. Who needs diamonds when you can trade for glowing green emeralds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vault-Tec Corporation, where you can sign up for experiments that will give you superpowers or turn you into a ghoul. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join THE CREATOR OF FALLOUTHASSPOKEN today and embark on an epic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	92
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomerCraft: Where ‘being 30’ is the ultimate flex

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Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Internet is Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed LOLs into your gaming experience!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the path is filled with treacherous traps and mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious spuds.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly Pig Racing Championships where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, flying creepers, and even a giant squid that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, venture into the mysterious Netherrealm where you’ll encounter a secret society of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember when using the internet was actually fun? Well, those days are back, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Farms Harvested:	311
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2955
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9385	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3