BlockyBluesBeGone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	100
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	422178	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4863
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8794	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6766	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7972
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.