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The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchantments Applied:	173	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4207	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Star Shards Collected:	191	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	54	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ban, Bleach, ichigo, is.., kai, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PALS, PIXEL, Problem, regular hollow, rukia, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

All Might Pizza, Apology, catch up, creepy, Detroit Smash, drink, Iida, invite, Kacchan, lash out, love hotel, Minecraft, Ochako, pizza, plus ultra, pro-hero, sex, Shift, smp, Sorry., Todoroki, WOMAN, world’s greatest hero

Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	903
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyRedFlagz

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, CraftyRedFlagz, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, first date, Honesty, intuition, red flag behaviors, red flags, reddit, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, toxic behavior, Trust, warning signs, Women

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

cancelation, Censorship, controversy, cultural events, current events, documentary film, festival news, film festival updates, film industry, film screening, film screenings., freedom of speech, international relations, media manipulation, Minecraft, political film, propaganda film, propaganda tactics, Russians at War, Server, war films, WarriorsCraft, Zurich Film Festival

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

chicks, comparison, confusion, Copy, doppelganger, double take, doubt, Duality, Identical, Identity, lookalike, Minecraft, Mirror Image, question.., Repetition, resemblance, same chick, Server, Similarity, twin, uncertainty, Verification

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2