BlockyBedrock: Where Every Experience is a Wild Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to relive your craziest sexual experience over and over again in pixelated form. Build your own kinky dungeons, create steamy hot tubs, and ride on giant phallic-shaped roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of horny villagers who are always down for a good time. Trade with them, seduce them, or start a scandalous love affair – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3869	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	6845	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3732
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.