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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Dragons Tamed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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