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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Star Shards Collected: 94
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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