LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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