BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6524
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	8005

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Potions Brewed:	171
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Farms Harvested:	695	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	56
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4565	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10