Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun

    TraumaCraft: Kid’s Perception Fun
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this wild world where everything is upside down and inside out. like, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken comes and starts dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, whoa, did that really happen or did i eat too many mushrooms?

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. and get this, if you collect enough golden carrots, you can unlock the secret level where you have to fight a dragon made out of rainbow-colored blocks.

    oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who speak in riddles and give out quests that involve finding lost treasure in the depths of the ocean? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

    IpeRIOTs: The Crazy Realm of McMMO, Custom Enchants, and Nation Wars… With a side of Geopolitics and Lore!

    Minecraft Server: Iperios

    Introduction In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
    Geopolitics We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
    Plugins
    • Dynmap
    • McMMO
    • Essentials
    • GriefPrevention
    • SilkSpawner
    • CrazyEnchants
    How to join

    First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist.

    For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

    Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!

    Contacts

    Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)

    Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

    FAQs:

    1. How can I create my own nation?

    To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions provided in the discord channel. You can set up your own form of government, laws, and ranks for your nation.

    2. How can I join an existing nation?

    If you don’t want to create your own nation, you can join one that has already been created by another player. Simply reach out to the nation’s leader or members to request joining their nation.

    3. How can I conquer new territories?

    In order to conquer new territories, you can participate in wars and battles with other nations. By winning these battles, you can expand your nation’s geopolitical power and claim new territories for yourself.

    4. What resources can be found in the game?

    There are various resources and buildings that can be created in the game. These resources can be used for the development and expansion of your nation. A complete list of resources is available on the discord channels.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SickSonSquadCraft

    SickSonSquadCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

    Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

    Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AlienCraft2021

    AlienCraft2021
    Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

    RussianRaiders Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NukeCraftPeacePrize

    NukeCraftPeacePrize
    yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky References Only

    Blocky References Only
    so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

    join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

    Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers
    So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Farms Harvested: 707
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3749 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

    CREATE YOUR WORLD!

    There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

    World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

    RULE YOUR WORLD!

    Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

    Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

    EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

    To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

    Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

    MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

    We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

    50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

    RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

    Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

    Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • New Underwear Minecraft Server

    New Underwear Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Good Morning Minecraft SMP

    Good Morning Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6793 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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