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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Magic Items Found: 2020 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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