BlockyBadParentz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	3273	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2267	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Animals Bred:	103
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	36
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftara

1.21.1, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Connect, Conquer, Craftara, Discord, Explore, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new vanilla minecraft server running on 1.21.1

Everything is allowed — raiding, griefing, PvP — it’s all part of the adventure! Just one simple rule: NO cheats.

Whether you’re looking to conquer, build, or explore, Craftara has it all. Jump in and enjoy the true survival experience today!

Connect now at mc.craftara.net Discord: https://discord.gg/3gF5z3y6sB

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	919	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	995293	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty, Community, cute, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, passing, PIXEL, POL, relationships, Server, society, tolerance, trad, traditional values, trans woman, Transgender, webm

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

Our community is filled with players who are as quirky and fun-loving as a pack of derpy wolves. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built worlds, filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two.

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Ego, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Timeline, Fate/Grand Order Advanced Quest, Fate/Grand Order Atlantis, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Damage Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order GUDAGUDA, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair Support, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Fate/Grand Order Summoning Info, FGO, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of tea ceremonies and summoning heroic spirits from Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)!

Embark on epic quests like repairing singularities and battling the Man Who Returned from Hell in THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle! And don’t forget to participate in our outrageous summoning events where you can summon legendary figures like Sen-no-Rikyu and New Yamataikoku!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive tools like the Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and even a Coin Calculator to help you on your journey. Plus, with future materials spreadsheets and drop rates at your fingertips, you’ll always be prepared for whatever challenges come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where tea ceremonies and heroic spirits reign supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Towns Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExBlock-Party

accusations, Cheating, children, clear out, co parenting, Confront, custody battle, Divorce, donation, ex-spouse, ExBlockParty, family, goodwill, Help, micro preemie, MONEY, Siblings, Spite, Struggle, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t just happen in real life, it happens in-game too! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of this player’s ex and their stolen toys.

Need a break from the chaos of your own life? Come build and explore with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine away your problems in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as entertaining and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4051	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PagerStrikeCraft

10. Corporate scandal, 11. Digital deception, 12. Misrepresentation, 13. Unethical behavior, 14. Crisis management, 15. Public relations, 16. Brand reputation, 17. Media scrutiny, 18. Legal implications, 19. Online presence, 2. Pager strike, 20. Trustworthiness., 3. Fake CEO photo, 4. Website, 5. Scandal, 6. Implication, 7. Deception, 8. Fraud, 9. Business ethics, Company implicated, PagerStrikeCraft

so, like, this server is like, sooo lit, you gotta join, man. like, the CEO is like, not even real, they use a fake photo, can you believe that? it’s like, a total scam, but in a funny way. join us and be part of the madness, we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you. come on, don’t be a square, join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3164	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6257
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3