BlockyBaddies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7240
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	886734	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crops Grown:	9555
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1