BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3506
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	971	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	232
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	157	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	3654	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	240128
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	5

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	9437
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8