BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	166

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mines Excavated:	4019	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9458
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	1866	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	995	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4405
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4232
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4381	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Emeralds Found:	8378
Potions Brewed:	114	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1422	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6