BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232
Towns Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6750
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	2483	Votes:	9260
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Emeralds Found:	5586	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2752	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	5219
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	199
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Zombie Dances:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

Players:	102/900	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1368	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	1555	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1