BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	551696

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dimension Hops:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	8489
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	820	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	110
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Farms Harvested:	270
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Animals Bred:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	282

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	718	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Villages Defended:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7