Blocky Virginity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	1814

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	626	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1242	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	688080

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1265	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Buildings Constructed:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1