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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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