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Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6210
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	5605
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anger Management Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Farms Harvested:	117	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25