Blocky Nightmares | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lost in Translation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	588	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

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Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4822	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	465	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4