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TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6923	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Magic Items Found:	8064	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	950
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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🐑🌟🔥 SO COOL AND AWESOME AND EPIC EDITION 🐑🌟🔥

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5309	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1922
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	639
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2