Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Star Shards Collected: 244 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ores Mined: 4273

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Farms Harvested: 756
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6026 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Farms Harvested: 821 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1128
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Potions Brewed: 89

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY