Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Crops Grown: 5111 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Mines Excavated: 1806 Ores Mined: 2337

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Items Found: 7514
    Ores Mined: 7902 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5093

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3751
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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